"Now while I have your attention, I would appreciate it if you people at Bennett & Co would kindly do your best to run up as large a legal bill as you possibly can on the matter of Resolute & Carrick v M Warnes. Your bill must be at least $100,000 so far and with a bit of luck, should exceed $500,000 by the conclusion of this matter (if I have calculated your enormous charge out rate correctly). Now that should make Resolute shareholders really howl, when they find out.
Now on the other hand my legal bill so far is zero (I must be winning then, don't you think?). ...
As I see it, if I win this case ..., I will of course counter-sue Resolute and their CEO for plenty ie for damage to my career and reputation etc etc. ...
If if I do win and assuming your client's legal bill is north of $500,000 by that stage, the poor hapless Resolute shareholders will pick up the bill. My legal cost will of course still be zero. Correct?
Now if I lose and I must admit, this may happen, despite being in the right I must be realistic about what sort of legal talent I will have to confront in court, the total costs will unfortunately again be borne by the hapless Resolute shareholders. Unfortunately for your clients, my personal asset position is a tad light on at the present and give or take a few cents is a challenging but adequate 5 cents or so, ... so you may have trouble collecting the legal costs or damages should I be be [sic] most unfortunate and lose.
So you see, I don't seem to lose even if Resolute wins and the tremendous bonus to me is that I get to lay out the god awful intricacies of the dodgy Bulong deal, the Ghana Gold deal and a host of other fascinating material I will be presenting to support my case, for the Judge to consider and to pass comment on. Now if I was a Resolute shareholder, and thank [G]od I'm not, I would be starting to question why my company was pissing so much money up against the wall for no possible return (Messrs Carrick and Ikin, note adequate IRR again). But then again, I suppose that's what both Resolute and Preston have been doing with their shareholder funds for some considerable time now. But anyway, everyone to his or her own standard of directors I guess.
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I look forward to Resolute's justification on this expenditure at their next AGM. Hopefully I will be able to attend if I can afford to buy one share and ask the question myself."