"Bond leaves final shaken not stirred - Andre Malan
Nobody should ever take the mood of an AFL grand final crowd for granted.
Bob Hawke found that out when he fronted up at the MCG at the height of his popularity in the 1980s and was booed so loudly that he could hardly be heard above the racket.
Bad as it looked, that reaction was actually quite good-natured. What they were saying was: 'We've come here for a game of footy, and we don't want anyone trying to make political capital out of the occasion.'
I doubt any prime minister will ever put himself in the firing line like that again.
So it will be interesting to see how the crowd will react if, as seems likely, businessman Alan Bond the driving force behind Australia's America's Cup win 20 years ago, joins a parade of sporting champions before the grand final this year.
My guess is that Mr Bond may be right in his expectation that he will get a warm reception in the cheerful atmosphere of a football match. Nobody questions that winning the America's Cup was one of our greatest sporting achievements, and that his energy and persistence were largely responsible for it.
There will also be some of the traditional Australian admiration for scoundrels and larrikins, supported by the popular view that unlike Christopher Skase, Mr Bond stayed to face the music.
But there are a few good reasons why it would be better for all concerned if someone took Mr Bond aside and discreetly advised him not to take part in the parade.
For starters he is not, and never has been, a sporting champion. His role in winning the cup was that of a facilitator, and he has already been recognised for it. For him to take part in the parade of champions would be akin to the chairman of Ferrari getting on the podium after a grad prix victory.
More importantly, Mr Bond is not the loveable rogue and all-Australian good guy his supporters are now trying to reinvent him as. He is a conman and dodgy dealer of the worst kind, who used deception and artifice to enrich himself, without regard for the countless people who were hurt along the way. In the process he brought Australia into disrepute around the world.
He may have done his time behind bars, but if you consider the scale of his crimes and the damage he did, he got off very lightly.
With his army of lawyers and access to a vast offshore supply of hidden wealth Mr Bond has made a mockery of the Australian legal system.
As Paul Barry wrote in his book Going for Broke: How Bond Got Away With it: 'He has shown in the most public way possible that if your pockets are deep enough and your lawyers good enough, you can tie the system in knot for ever, or at least until the most tenacious and bloody-minded pursuers give up.'
Most pathetic of all were his repeated claims that he was brain damaged - a condition that miraculously cleared as soon as he left a courtroom.
All of that may have been forgivable if Mr Bond had shown remorse for his crimes and made some effort to compensate people whose lives were damaged by his actions, but as far as I know, he has done neither.
In fact, his first business venture when he got out of jail was a 'payday lender' in Britain, offering short-term loans to desperate people at very high interest rates.
Unfortunately greed, excess and corporate craziness are still as much of a problem today as they were in the 1980s. What sort of message does it send if we see a fraudster bathing in the warm admiration of football fans at our premier sporting event.
If Alan Bond takes part in the champions' parade he will diminish it."